2008

April
Client No. 9 (Eliot Spitzer)
Black Hole Bloviators

March
Michael Mukasey, Bush's Third-String Attorney General
2008 Primary: Midseason Update

February
Black Hole Bush Redux, Part 2
The Spears Saga

January
Black Hole Bush Redux, Part I
The 2008 Primary Season
Postscript: Musharraf, Bhutto and Pakistan


2007

December
Galactic Profile: Mike Huckabee, Dark Horse
Black Hole Case Study: Musharraf, Bhutto and Pakistan

November
Galactic Profile: Dick Cheney
Black Hole Case Study: Ahmadinejad, Iran and the Bush Administration

October
Galactic Profile: Fred Thompson
Black Hole Case Study: Republican Summer Sex Follies

September
Galactic Profile: Condoleezza Rice
Minor Planet Watch: Eris and the Bush Administration

August
Galactic Profile: Reverend Jerry Falwell
Black Hole Case Study: The Libby Commutation

July
Galactic Profile: Mitt Romney
Black Hole Case Study: Paris Hilton

June
Galactic Profile: John Edwards
Black Hole Case Study: Attorneygate

May
Special Report: The Virginia Tech Shooting
Galactic Profile: Rudi Giuliani
Black Hole Case Study: The Firing of Don Imus

April
Galactic Profile: Hillary Rodham Clinton
Black Hole Case Study: The Death of Anna Nicole Smith

March
Galactic Profile: John McCain
Black Hole Case Study: Exploring Exploratory Committees

February
Galactic Profile: Barack Obama
Black Hole Case Study: Rosie O'Don-ald Trump

January
Madame Speaker: A Galactic Biography of Nancy Pelosi
Black Hole Hussein

2006

December Karl Rove, Bush's Brain
November Election Preview 2006, Election 2006's Blue Wave, and Pastor Ted
October Laura Bush, First Librarian, and The "Honorable" Mark Foley
September Israel and Hezbollah: Struggling with God vs. the Party of God
August Election Preview, Three to Watch in '06: Rick Santorum (part 3 of 3)
July Election Preview, Three to Watch in '06: Ralph Reed (part 2 of a 3-part series)
June Election Preview, Three to Watch in '06: Katherine Harris (part 1 of a 3-part series)
May Eclipse Notes
April Greenspan, Bernanke and the Fed
March The Abramoff Web
February Meirs and Alito: A Tale of Two Nominations
January The Pluto-Galactic Center Conjunction

2005

December Paris Is Burning
November All the President's Enablers
October Hurricane Katrina
September Cindy Sheehan, Galactic Conscience
August The Roberts Nomination
July Daughters of Destiny: Elizabeth I and Mary, Queen of Scots
June Pope Benedict XVI, "God's Rottweiler"
May John Paul II, Galactic Emissary
April Terri Schiavo, Galactic Emissary
March Black Hole Mercury: An Intimate Perspective
February Tsunami Disaster & the Boxer Rebellion
January Poisoning in the Ukraine

2004

December Hail to the Thief
November Election Notes II
October Handicapping the Race
September George W. Bush and Black Hole Mars and Election Notes
August 2004... Another Stolen Election? and McGreevey's Out (in More Ways than One)
July And in this Corner... the Anti-Bush and The Great Miscommunicator
June Day of the Dead Election Part II: In this Corner... Messianic W
May Day of the Dead Election Part I: Tecumseh's Curse, Black Hole Saturn, and the U.S. Progressed Sun
April More on the Trans-Neptunians: Ixion and Murder
March The Moore, the Merrier: Michael Moore, George W. Bush, and Weapons of Mass Deception
February The Four Horsemen of the Bush Apocalypse: Kerry, Dean, Edwards and Clark
January Michael Jackson: "Dangerous," or "One More Chance"?

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2003

December Deep Space and You, Part II
November Deep Space and You
October Black Hole Vampires: Cosmic Nosferatu
September Total Recall: Schwarzenegger, Davis, and the California Special Election
August Quaoar and Reproduction: A Link Outside of Time
July Martha Stewart: It's a Black Hole Thing
June May 2003: A Celestial Triple-Whammy and The Pluto-Ereshkigal War, Part III: Blitzkrieg, Third-Millennium Style
May The Pluto-Ereshkigal War, Part II: The Unlawful War
April The Pluto-Ereshkigal War, Part I: Galactic March to War
March Meet the Trans-Neptunians
February The Columbia Disaster and Dubya Dubya III: Bush, Black Holes, and the Impending Holocaust
January George W. Bush: A Black Hole Biography

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2002

December Cunanan, Versace, and the Black Hole Sun
November Pluto and the Queens
October Nemesis, the Black Hole of Terrorism
September Election 2000: Hail to the Thief—A Galactic Debacle
August Diana, the Media, and Black Hole Mercury

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